To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to see through windows

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Imortality.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!