The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!