the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!