the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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the power to fly but only upward

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!