The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to poke

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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Imortality.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!