The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!