The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

the power to fart in 7 different colors

The power to catch em all

the power to die at will

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

The ability to make your text green on google

The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

the power two become drunk at anytime

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!