The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!