the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The Power of cheese

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!