The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to remember th...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!