The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Reverse Pooping

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!