The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!