the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to pee on command

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the power to kill yourself at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!