The power to have no powers!

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to poke

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!