The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to change your mind

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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captain obvious

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!