The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power spite flower

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to make out of thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!