the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the power to remember th...

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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Retractable Teeth

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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the power to pee on command

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!