The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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Imortality.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to change your mind

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!