The power spite flower

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!