The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to see through windows!

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power spite flower

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!