The power to die in one second

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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the power to die on command

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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the power to die at will

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!