The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!