The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power spite flower

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!