The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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Imortality.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!