The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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the power to die on command

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!