The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to make out of thin air

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!