The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to catch em all

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the power to die at will

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power spite flower

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!