the power two become drunk at anytime

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to understand math.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to remember th...

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!