the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to silence explosions.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

the power to fart in 7 different colors

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to touch anything that is touchable.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

To be waterproof but only when your not wet

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The power to create all the powers on this site

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to fly only when in a car.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

thumb_up thumb_down +43

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

the ability to fly under water unless your wet

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

thumb_up thumb_down +41

the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

thumb_up thumb_down +37

the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!