the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to ?-1.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!