The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to read

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!