The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!