the power to never have to fill out captchas

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to make out of thin air

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!