the power to see through bananas

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!