To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!