The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to see through windows

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to switch gender identity

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to see the present.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!