The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to eat food

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!