the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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Asexual reproduction.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to fly but only upward

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!