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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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the power to see through windows

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!