the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!