The super power to control paper.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to predict the past.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!