The power to change your mind

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!