the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to kill yourself.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to do nothing.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The ability to do nothing

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!