The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

Retractable Teeth

The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

The power to manage Chelsea FC

The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

The power to be socially impenetrive.

The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

The ability to rape the willing.

The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!