The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to predict the past.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to look into cheese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!