the power to pee on command

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!