How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to poke

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The power to change your mind

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!