The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to have a small penis

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the power to see through windows

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to die using your willpower.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!