The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!