The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

The power to manage Chelsea FC

the power to kill yourself at will

The power to uncontrollably go blind

The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

The ability to rape the willing.

The power to eat food

the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

The power to draw a perfect circle

The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!