The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to have children at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!