The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The Power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!