The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The Power to die at will

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to die at will

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to summon earthworms

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!