the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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the power to die at will

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to walk through air.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!