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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to exist

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the power to lose your power at will

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to make elton john gay

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!