The power to be a normal human

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to shit in your eye

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!